“elite-russian-girls4you” Spam

Recently, I’ve been getting a lot of spam from “elite-russian-girls4you.biz”

I don’t mind these emails as they nice change of pace from the 100 or so Viagra Spam emails I get a day, the problem is I either don’t fit the criteria for these “Elite Russian Girls” or the “Elite Russian Girls” have some sort of psychological issue.

Samantha Ritter

I’m a cute Sweet dreaming about a real friend! If you’re an interesting man, we could chat by email, Skype, or meet in reality!

Dude I write for Damn Trojan, you can get someone lot more interesting than me Samantha. Your dream about getting a real friend is disturbing. Are all your friends imaginary? Do they tell you to burn things?

Donny Trujillo

A blue-eyed blonde in search of a man to correspond with will be happy to hear from you by email! (Skype sessions or real dates are possible)

A blue eyed blond called Donny, your either a guy or have you had a some really strange parents.

Zelma Pettit

I’m a cute Sara dreaming about a real friend! If you’re an interesting man, we could chat by email, Skype, or meet in reality!

This must be one of Samanthas “friends” as they both wrote the same thing. Sorry but I have trouble talking to people with multiple personalities, oh and what species is a “Sara”?

Simone Varner

If you are a respectable man and want to correspond with a gir1 with by email or Skype, I am probably what you need!

Sorry Simone but I’m not respectable. You just have to read my posts on this blog to know that.

Reva Bergman

I don’t believe you have never corresponded with a girl! If no, it’s high time you started!

I’m have no idea how you reached that conclusion. Sorry that I don’t reach your criteria.

There you have it, I’m not good enough for Elite Russian Girls. Of course if I did start corresponding with them, I wonder how long it be before they start giving me sob stories and begin asking me for money.

Well now I’m depressed, I saw some Spam for some antidepressants I think I’ll take up.

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